It's funny what you do when you're supposed to be tidying your room...

I am the Dandy Most of us feel trapped within the limited roles that the world expects us to play. We are instantly attracted to those who are more fluid that we are - those who create their own persona. Dandies excite us because they cannot be categorized, and hint at a freedom we want for ourselves. They play with masculinity and femininity; they fashion their own physical image, which is always startling. Use the power of the Dandy to create an ambiguous, alluring presence that stirs repressed desires. Symbol: The Orchid. Its shape and colour oddly suggest both sexes, its odour is sweet and decadent - it is a tropical flower of evil. Delicate and highly cultivated, it is prized for its rarity; it is unlike any other flower.

What Type of Seducer are You?
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Anyway... today I am mostly hurting. Much happy dancing on saturday was fine, but much hard practising on sunday has left me with unpleasant bruising (special prize for Guthrie, my left ankle isn't working properly!) and seems to have aggravated the unpleasant invisible bruising of my chest. Still, what's the point of being young, free and able-bodied if you can't take advantage by temporarily crippling yourself every week?

Since last time I have been to the best Batfink ever*! (Incidentally, blue_jez, your ball control is appalling)

I have also failed to change jobs, and failed to tidy my room, but thats by the by.

Looking at the batfink photo of me, and comparing to previous photos, I have come to the following conclusion. One of the following statements is true:

1) I ming
2) I ming when drunk
3) I am always doing the wrong thing in front of cameras when drunk
4) Tony has an evil plot to make me look bad on his photo gallery.

I have also concluded that goths cannot photograph coloured things, since no known goth has a photo of me.

*so far. One would hope not the best batfink there ever will be...