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Erm...

party.

and


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I just heard shouts outside, so I looked out of the window, and in the bus sop was a bloke with his hands around a womans throat.

So I called the police.

By the time my call had finished, he had calmed down a bit and let go of her.

By the time the police car had got here, they had got in a taxi together.

I think they were a couple having an argument...

.... and I've just wasted peoples time.

Damn and blast.

lost jacket

Hello,
has anyone lost a jacket, as we have won one?

You would have left it at our house some time BEFORE the last party, but since september.