I've been to a party...

... and I'm more drunk than a pint of Delhi tap water...

Anyone who clicks this link: I apologise, I was drunk.
( drunken ramblings )

Thankyou, and good night.

I know what I need...

I need someone to talk druinken bulls**t with for a couple of hours, while we sober up.

Unfortunately, they've all gone to bed.

party lesson and question:

Lesson, contact lenses plus drunken hiccups + drunken lack of coordination = a bad thing.

Question, is it worse that I posted that, or worse that for a second there I actually thought about whether posting that would make me look bad*?

*bearing in mind this is supposed to be my damn diary.