free shoes

I forgot to mention it the other night, but I've got a pair of shoes to give away. They are size eight, pointy toed ankle boots. At the minute they are an unfortunate brown, but could be black with very little effort. Anybody wants em, speak up.

Incidentally, if you are that old twat in a car a few minutes ago, your right of way is not improved by any of the following factors:

1) age
2) shortness of hair
3) money
4) trying to revive your virility with a little sports car
5) the way you want to break the speed limit

so you're just going to have to suck it up and use the brake pedal.