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I'm sat at work but clocked out, waiting to go to the happy-clappy singing. I've had my tea (goats cheese and tomato butties), and am thoroughly fortified by the various cups of tea (with goats milk) I've had all day.
Yesterday I had organic Feta fried in organic oil.

The question is: when exactly did become a hippy?
I mean, was it buying the wood elf army that made me a treehugger, or is it something deeper?
Perhaps I should have stopped using love as a euphemism for sex when I was offering it for nothing...
Maybe its long hair. Maybe all people with long hair are doomed to be hippies.