It's funny what you do when you're supposed to be tidying your room...

[aumentou]

I am the Dandy Most of us feel trapped within the limited roles that the world expects us to play. We are instantly attracted to those who are more fluid that we are - those who create their own persona. Dandies excite us because they cannot be categorized, and hint at a freedom we want for ourselves. They play with masculinity and femininity; they fashion their own physical image, which is always startling. Use the power of the Dandy to create an ambiguous, alluring presence that stirs repressed desires. Symbol: The Orchid. Its shape and colour oddly suggest both sexes, its odour is sweet and decadent - it is a tropical flower of evil. Delicate and highly cultivated, it is prized for its rarity; it is unlike any other flower.

What Type of Seducer are You?
created by polite_society

Anyway... today I am mostly hurting. Much happy dancing on saturday was fine, but much hard practising on sunday has left me with unpleasant bruising (special prize for Guthrie, my left ankle isn't working properly!) and seems to have aggravated the unpleasant invisible bruising of my chest. Still, what's the point of being young, free and able-bodied if you can't take advantage by temporarily crippling yourself every week?

Since last time I have been to the best Batfink ever*! (Incidentally, blue_jez, your ball control is appalling)

I have also failed to change jobs, and failed to tidy my room, but thats by the by.

Looking at the batfink photo of me, and comparing to previous photos, I have come to the following conclusion. One of the following statements is true:

1) I ming
2) I ming when drunk
3) I am always doing the wrong thing in front of cameras when drunk
4) Tony has an evil plot to make me look bad on his photo gallery.

I have also concluded that goths cannot photograph coloured things, since no known goth has a photo of me.

*so far. One would hope not the best batfink there ever will be...

Comments

[jozafeen.livejournal.com]

Tony's camera does bad things to everyone's appearance - we should dance on it!

[bluecassandra.livejournal.com]

"Tony has an evil plot to make me look bad on his photo gallery."

where? me see!

this blue_jez person, are they coming to your badly themed party?

If i count as a goth, I have broken your theory.

[thegreatgonzo.livejournal.com]

*sobs*

[thegreatgonzo.livejournal.com]

Picture Desk (http://picture-desk.press-office.org.uk/index.php?&keyword=batfink&start_date=2003-11-22&start_id=0)

[jozafeen.livejournal.com]

okay - we should dance on it and then by you a noo one that has a built in flattery filter!

[mr-s-face.livejournal.com]

Seem likely, since he lives here... not a guarantee though, he might be off racing in drag somewhere.

[thegreatgonzo.livejournal.com]

I have many many evil plots, none of them involve making glammies look silly.

[bluecassandra.livejournal.com]

oh look, people that I know! ta muchly.

[bluecassandra.livejournal.com]

ok. he keeps cropping up on stuff you see.
Stephen agree's that the photo's are odd. also he shared this with me, which you might appreciate. note the resoucres and support sections. http://www.rainfordcollege.org.uk/collegesite/pro/higher-ed.shtml I think your eyes look nice. I'm quite disturbed that there's a lass with pink hair that reminds me of me, and she seems to be with a lass that looks like alexx, and theres another lass wearing a dress of alexx's that i once wore . . .

[blue-jez.livejournal.com]

Umm, where did my ball control come into Batfink???

[blue-jez.livejournal.com]

I met you. Once. In Bar One. You came up to me and told me I was in Rock Soc and asked if I knew where everyone else was. I went home and told my housemate about this odd girl who came up to me in the bar. He said "Ah, that'll be my sister." Then you turned up at the door.

That was a nice story wasn't it.

[bluecassandra.livejournal.com]

oh, you're bloke that was freaked cos i said you were in rock soc! hah, that was all quite funny really. i think we must be doomed to have coincidental contact without actually ever really meeting, if you see what I mean. I think you might be right about the cat though . . .

[mr-s-face.livejournal.com]

You don't have to make us look silly, we do that ourselves - your (hypothetical) evil plot involves making us look bad.

[mr-s-face.livejournal.com]

So they've got more computers than they used to have... where exactly did they put them all?

Them motivational personal tutors sound good though. Can I get one now or have I missed the window?

[superfluffy.livejournal.com]

That sounds about right.
First time I met her, she tugged my sleeve and said 'I think you shoudl join Rocsoc'.
So which I responded 'I already have'.

Lovely.

[bluecassandra.livejournal.com]

I have no idea where they put the comps. Probably in the same imaginary realm where they have supportive staff that give good career advice. I think technically you had a motivational personal tutor, tehy just change the names to make them sound beter . . .I cant even rember the name of mine, he was dull as dishwater.

[bluecassandra.livejournal.com]

just realised i was looking athe wrong batfink . . .were you ewearing red eyeshadow at the last one? cos there's a trick to that you know.

[thegreatgonzo.livejournal.com]

What is going on with the party?

When is it supposed to be now, do I still need to find a flat cap?

[mr-s-face.livejournal.com]

eyeshadow, total face covering. It's a fine line.