birthday hijinks

[aumentou]

So, as you probably already know, having read the better parts journal, the do is 27th feb, at the University Arms.

The theme is 'Come As The Year Of Your Birth'.

There will be some sort of food.

Any questions?

Also, it has been brought to my attention that some people actually want to buy me presents. This is not necessary. I am already old(ish) and grumpy (definitely) and presents will not fix this, even if they are twinkly. Still, you could get me this:

http://www.11345.com/by-band/twisted-sister/twisted-sister-bone-logo-women-s-shirt.html

Or you could get any of the first three Dragonforce albums (NOT ultra-beatdown).

Or something by Erasure, or the Communards.

Or Within Temptation, "The Silent Force".

Or something by Nightwish, before they got rid of the good singer.

Or a blunt dagger, in a C15 style.

Or a long-sleeved lycra top. Or long-sleeved leotard or something.

Or brandy.

Or glitter.

Or something amusingly silly.

Wow, that was surprisingly materialistic.