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According to several CV sites, I am doing everything wrong.
Check this out:
http://www.alec.co.uk/cvtips/exampfcv.htm
Sooooo I need all my experience and that laid out like so, and then at the top I need my profile!
Something a little like this?
"Bored maths graduate with a wide range of experience getting bored and frustrated with application forms. Able to work as par tof a team, or alternatively ignore what all the incompetant muppets you've hired are doing and just do everything myself. Proven skills with sarcasm, and some experience with parody and mockery. Leading by example, I have the ability to inspire sarcasm and cynicism in others. First class analytical and problem solving skills, which will be completely wasted in this monkey-level job. Dedicated to high quality standards, because if I do a job like this badly my pride will shatter so hard the shrapnel will take out half of sheffield."
Or would that be a little too cheeky?
I think my problem is that bullsh*t smells too much for me to type.
Seriously though, how was it I managed that in five minutes, but can't do a genuine version?
Check this out:
http://www.alec.co.uk/cvtips/exampfcv.htm
Sooooo I need all my experience and that laid out like so, and then at the top I need my profile!
Something a little like this?
"Bored maths graduate with a wide range of experience getting bored and frustrated with application forms. Able to work as par tof a team, or alternatively ignore what all the incompetant muppets you've hired are doing and just do everything myself. Proven skills with sarcasm, and some experience with parody and mockery. Leading by example, I have the ability to inspire sarcasm and cynicism in others. First class analytical and problem solving skills, which will be completely wasted in this monkey-level job. Dedicated to high quality standards, because if I do a job like this badly my pride will shatter so hard the shrapnel will take out half of sheffield."
Or would that be a little too cheeky?
I think my problem is that bullsh*t smells too much for me to type.
Seriously though, how was it I managed that in five minutes, but can't do a genuine version?
