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One of my scantily clad minions will be off to get climax tickets tomorrow or thursday, so anyone wanting one better say fairly promptly.
I had a random idea for a category: Films that would have been funnier if the leads had been to old yorkshiremen with flat caps and whippets.
Specifically, my thought was Bill and Teds reet day out
Eh up, strange things are afoot down't all night Spar!
but then it ocurred to me that almost any film would be funnier with two yorkshiremen as the leads, so it was too easy.
Other things that have kept me (almost) entertained during work are the questions:
1) How well would Eldar from the warhammer 40k universe fair in the Star Trek universe?
(answer, they'd blast to bits or capture anything that fought them, so a craftworld would be inviolate, but without a working FTL drive they have no way to project their power)
and
2) Coming up with phrases for the kinky sex talk version of the magic 8-ball churchill dog.
Oooh, thats mah bone, etc.
Try these two little thought experiments:
Take a rock song. Replace the vocals with Elvis. Cool, huh?
Take a role Michael Caine has played. Replace him with the comedy yorkshire vocal stereotype.
I have also been trying to work out a design for the headpiece of the cyber pirate outfit, assuming it is impossible to buy. I think I have it, but I'm not completely convinced it will be possible to make work.
I had a random idea for a category: Films that would have been funnier if the leads had been to old yorkshiremen with flat caps and whippets.
Specifically, my thought was Bill and Teds reet day out
Eh up, strange things are afoot down't all night Spar!
but then it ocurred to me that almost any film would be funnier with two yorkshiremen as the leads, so it was too easy.
Other things that have kept me (almost) entertained during work are the questions:
1) How well would Eldar from the warhammer 40k universe fair in the Star Trek universe?
(answer, they'd blast to bits or capture anything that fought them, so a craftworld would be inviolate, but without a working FTL drive they have no way to project their power)
and
2) Coming up with phrases for the kinky sex talk version of the magic 8-ball churchill dog.
Oooh, thats mah bone, etc.
Try these two little thought experiments:
Take a rock song. Replace the vocals with Elvis. Cool, huh?
Take a role Michael Caine has played. Replace him with the comedy yorkshire vocal stereotype.
I have also been trying to work out a design for the headpiece of the cyber pirate outfit, assuming it is impossible to buy. I think I have it, but I'm not completely convinced it will be possible to make work.
