Oof.

[aumentou]

Yesterday, I completely failed to go to the party. This was because every night the previous week I was short on sleep, and it all caught up with me.

Today, I went shopping for dinner plates in charity shops. I managed to come back with clothes, music, a contact lens order, a glass pint mug, books, but no plates. Then Liz helpfully pointed out that new housemates would have new plates. Nominations for this weeks 'muppet' award are being started right here.

Anyway, I'm now wearing alleged size 10 trousers. I'm not feeling particularly impressed by the consistency of womens sizing, but nevermind. I just have to not sit down too long. It's all a bit kinky Italian waiter down there.

The plan for tonight is to stay in, with a bit of tidying, and perhaps some sewing. Yeah. Rock and roll. I think I have to, mostly because:
a) nothing is happening
b) there's nowhere to go
c) I've already spent next weeks going out budget

Which reminds me. Everfink was lovely and filled with nice people, but I have a couple of suggestions:
1) good beer. Since the cocktails are now £3, something else is called for.
2) It's a pub, so dancing is not a priority. This means you can play music that you couldn't play in a club. There are some tunes that are nice, and it would be great to hear, but you wouldn't here in a club because you can't dance to them.

I had something else to say, but it's gone, so instead I'm going to cook tea and ponder the question "Should I use the silly Elf army with the dragon, or the more sensible one which has 30% more Elves in it?".

Comments

[spiderwebliz.livejournal.com]

Dragon!

[gwengothelf.livejournal.com]

We do play a lot of less club friendly tracks, in fact I really enjoy playing a whole load of stuff I would never play in a club - but still you have to cater for the popularist vote after about 10pm. So the moral is.. come earlier :)

[chiv.livejournal.com]

Not the Dragon
NOT THE DRAGON!!
It's only 200 pts, what the **** do you need a bloody Dragon for?
*Searches for another 2 bolt throwers*

I knew I shouldn't have left mine in York.

*stomps*

[mr-s-face.livejournal.com]

Psychological warfare, dude!

*grins*

Besides, they're big and scaly and eat people, what's not to like?

I suppose the way you're outnumbered 2:1 if you take one is a bit of a downer.

Incidentally, I recall this piece of advice for manticores:

The combined charge of a manticore rider and a dark rider unit (with one unit in the flank and a standard on the riders) will break most infantry straight off and run them down.

That would of course mean taking more dark riders.

[tanurai.livejournal.com]

Elephants. You want a bloody great elephant. They are the way forward.

[bonedancer.livejournal.com]

Elfephants?

[ms-rivet.livejournal.com]

Rather than the way back as i imagine an elephant is hard to reverse.

[mr-s-face.livejournal.com]

If I could have war elephants, I would. It would look cool with the Assyrian styled elves.

On the other hand, can you really see elves cleaning up the shit?

[ms-rivet.livejournal.com]

Sounds like my shopping trips- I tend to forget essentials like food and come back with yet more pairs of tiny pants, I now have more pants than I know what to do with really. Your sunday plan sounds exactly like mine as I am going to attempt to find my desk and then actually try to do some sewing!
Also talking about kinky Italian waiters has given me mental picture of guys carrying pizzas while dressed in leather chaps so thank you for that! ;)

[mr-s-face.livejournal.com]

Hmmm... what does one do with too many tiny pants?

I suppose you could make a coat out of them.

Or if they are small enough, you could snort them.

[ms-rivet.livejournal.com]

Rachel's techicoloured pants coat? In reality they end up falling down the back of things never to be seen again!
BTW check out these trews I found on E Bay
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=58429&item=5304334600
I am so tempted,if only I had not spent so much recently already...

[pantzilla.livejournal.com]

Argh! It's true! Topshop and that always have '358 pairs for tuppence ha'penny' deals, and so I now have many, many pairs of ickle pants. If only they did matching bras....

[ms-rivet.livejournal.com]

I tend to get mine from Primark for about £1.50 a pair, I have cheap pants!

[ms-rivet.livejournal.com]

Ahh I mean your sat plan is like my sunday plan, didn't notice you actually wrote that last night.

[pantzilla.livejournal.com]

See what i did there, cunningly combining the army talk with the plates talk :-)....anyway, what makes you think we'll have plates? I haven't actually got any, I've been using Fiona's. Which I think she'll be bringing with her, so that should be okay.

And kinky Italian waiter? I think I could tell what would happen if you didn't clear your plate..... *thwack!*

I shall email you. Also, email me with your new work address.

Blah

[pantzilla.livejournal.com]

Right, it's getting really late and I know you don't check your yahoo account much soooo....it's dole day on Thursday so I'm sure I could treat you to a pint at Everfink if you wanted to go. Ring me! Text me! Send me a series of encrypted messages, each one more complex than the last, ending up with a high art project whereby you tattoo the words of your message, one by one, onto the volunteering burghers of Sheffield! You get the picture.

Night night......

Oi Rob Do you want a fight?

[dead-mike.livejournal.com]

Ive got a bunch of rock ard orcz who sez your ponsy elves can shoot straight, in fack they cant do anything straight, so why don't you bring about 1000 pts over to mine and prove them wrong

Dead_mike