aumentou ([personal profile] aumentou) wrote2006-01-15 02:11 pm

The Horror...

Yesterday, I bought The Animatrix on video for 95p.

I've never seen such a big pile of crap in my life.

To be honest, if I'd bought a pasty and it had not just been nasty, but had then given me food poisoning, I still think that would have been a better deal.

Either get yourselves a plot that doesn't consist entirely of holes and then take yourselves seriously, or just have a laugh. Don't deliberately pick a plot that fails to follow logically at EVERY FUCKING STAGE and then ponce around thinking you're clever. You twats.

Frankly, the plot of The Terminator worked better, and that film at least wasn't serious.

[identity profile] bluecassandra.livejournal.com 2006-01-15 08:49 am (UTC)(link)
Pretty pictures though!

[identity profile] morecake.livejournal.com 2006-01-15 09:29 am (UTC)(link)
He seemed to be under the illusion that it would be good. Plus, he got disheartened after just three films. No staying power.....

[identity profile] bluecassandra.livejournal.com 2006-01-15 09:30 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, the one at the ends trippy, make him get to that one!

[identity profile] longhairedhippy.livejournal.com 2006-01-15 10:28 am (UTC)(link)
I like the one which shows the rise of the machines...

[identity profile] morecake.livejournal.com 2006-01-15 11:15 am (UTC)(link)
Very funny.

[identity profile] morecake.livejournal.com 2006-01-15 11:17 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry, that should have been
'Very funny! ;-)' as it looks a bit humourless otherwise.

[identity profile] longhairedhippy.livejournal.com 2006-01-16 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
Not being funny... there's the one where it tells the story of how the machines took over, the million machine march, the creation of 01, etc. etc.

[identity profile] morecake.livejournal.com 2006-01-16 07:20 am (UTC)(link)
They kinf of all deal with the rise of the machines, I thought - but yes, I know the ones you mean. The Second Renaissance, Part 1 I believe. Interestingly., it was half way through part two of this story that [livejournal.com profile] mr_s_face snapped and stomped off, shouting that the story was rubbish and took itself too seriously etc etc etc.